I always did wonder why stores list so many different prices. I get they want you to see how much of a deal you’re getting, but sometimes they list the price per crate, which makes no sense from a customer standpoint.

This weekend was the sports bowl thing. Being a connoisseur of football, I watched it with some friends. I can’t believe the orange footballers footballed so poorly against the blue footballers. They really couldn’t football enough footballs to football well enough to score any footballs. It was sad. Almost as sad as this paragraph.

Beyond that, nothing much has happened in my life, so I’m going to cut this blog short. I’ll see you all on Friday for more Waking Up Dead.